They said
bury it.
He didn't.
A cardboard mask. A trash-bag cape. A cat who turned the thing they laughed at into a reason to stand taller.
Same cat. Higher calling.
THE VAULT’S STANDING OFFER FOR SPECIMEN NO. 1
A real cat turd. 100% of $POO creator fees fund this offer. It only goes up.
Every legend starts
with a little shit.
“But I made it.”
He was proud. The class laughed. They called him Poo Boy. That could have been the end of it.
Enter Pookitty.
Two eye holes. One trash bag. Zero shame. Poo Boy was their name for him. This one was his.
Growing up. Not giving in.
A job. A tie. A forgotten mask. Then one ordinary bathroom break brought the whole legend back.
Small cat.
Big origin story.
Before the mission, there was a kitten who refused to be embarrassed. Watch how a playground insult became a homemade identity.
It started with a cat.
It didn’t stay there.
The people who see something of themselves in Pookitty. Meet one of them in the full street interview.
Grow up.
Don't bury yourself.
The failures. The bad ideas. The things you made that nobody understood. You don't have to pretend they never happened.
Read the Unburied Manifesto ↗The meme feeds
the mission.
Make the thing everyone told him to hide impossible to ignore. The mission: the highest price ever paid for a turd.
Understand the vault ↗- $POO brings the community ↗
- Creator fees fill the vault ↗
- The vault makes an offer ↗
- The specimen changes hands ↗
- The Ascent records each acquisition ↑
One object.
All the ceremony.
Untitled (Specimen No. 1), its studies and its record. Step inside the collection.
Wear what
others hide.
The mask. The cape. The shirt from the interview. A little conviction goes with everything.
Proof of Turd
Proof pending.
Preview states · development only
Wait. What
is all this?
A strange little world, with a story at its heart.
Who is Pookitty?
They called him Poo Boy. He made a mask, put on a cape, and gave himself a better name. Now he has one mission: make the thing they told him to bury impossible to ignore.
Who are the Unburied?
The followers of Pookitty. People who refuse to bury where they came from—or the things they made along the way. Meet the Unburied and watch the full interview.
Where should I start?
Watch his story for the introduction, or open the 24-chapter story and take your time. The manifesto is what he believes; the collection is where his ambition lands.
What’s the difference between $POO and the specimen?
$POO is the community token. Specimen No. 1 is the physical object; its live Core certificate is recognized by the vault. The vault makes an offer when its funding and timing requirements are met, and records each acquisition. See the rules. Custody is set out in the possession terms.
What’s in the collection?
Untitled (Specimen No. 1), ten studies, and an ambition that exceeds the available wall space. Enter the Pookitty Collection.